Bernie Moreno (R): Seme or Uke?!
Local Bernie Moreno (R) vs Sherrod Brown (D) ads have plagued my YouTube for what seems like months. I'm pretty much done hearing "look at this lawsuit" or "look at that bulge in that one piece", weird out of place shit that must have our neighbours thinking we're psychos. Now, I probably wouldn't vote for Bernie, even if he promised every man in the state a dick sucking robot - maybe not even for TWO dick sucking robots. And you just know there'd be some bigoted rhetoric about why only biological males are eligible for his dick sucking robot initiative. Typical.
Anyway, onto the meat of the matter: I will accept either Bernie (R) or Sherrod (D) as the victor - but only if they compete in male to male cumbat. I'm talkin' we throw these two old dudes in a dungeon. The man who cums first loses the election. There'd also be a "lose your erection, lose the election" clause to keep things competitive. Keep it sports entertainment. No DQ, weapons allowed and cum counts anywhere rules will also be in effect.
”He who cums first finishes last” - Confucius, probably
Should government entities be legally allowed to use proprietary software in their day to day? Settle it in cumbat. I don't want a government anymore. I want a goonverment.
ASS WE CAN