Drinking While Someone Else Drives
Drinkin' in the back seat while someone else drives is fun as fuck. Getting wasted during a long as trip is something everyone should experience once. You just throw a bunch of alky haul in a closed container, a big ass water bottle or something. I blame that episode of Sunny where the gang hides box wine in coke cans, which I've also done, for handing me the idea. Sometimes you need actual Everclear, the 95% stuff that's illegal to sell in some states, you need that shit in a reperpused Gatorade bottle. Throw on Doolittle or 1000 Leaves. Blast that shit.
Drinking is so much fun while you're in transit. Airplanes encourage drinking. Why don't buses or subways? Where's the Ubers where you can get hammered on. I wanna go home from da club (which I don't go to, I go to barcades like a stereotypical nerd) on the booze bus.
Drinking while driving? Fuck that. I drink while driven. Drinking while the city lights grace your windows is a luxury - a rare treat. You too can throw booze into an unsuspecting bottle and take a bus ride through the city.