Slipped On the Pee Pee at the Hospital
Today I'm hanging in the waiting room at one of those fancy, cyberpunk looking hospitals. My wife's here for some outpatient thing. We had, fr, at least 8 nurses, assistants, whothefuckever, drop by to ask her the same exact questions before the procedure. Hoping everything goes well and, freak accidents withstanding, it should. It's probably worth the $1000 to make sure she doesn't have cancer. This is after insurance btw. What's a frugal alternative, just hope you don't have cancer? Just more medical debt we're not gonna pay.
When stepping around in the bathroom, I noticed my shoes starting to stick to the floor. Do we get a piss on the floor discount? If this were a 5 star restaurant, I'm sure they'd be like "Yo wtf, paying customer, here's a few hundred off because human piss had to touch your nice shoes."
Their admin costs have gotta be through the roof. Then again, the admin costs everywhere are more than they should be. I'd partially blame tech. Everything in the 21st century feels both over- engineered and not very well thought out at the same time. I now have 3 cards, two visiting passes and a parking pass. Parking is a good 10 minutes away from the main campus. There's supposed to be a shuttle, but that shit wasn't running. If you don't want to walk it or wait for a possibly non-existent shuttle bus, you can get a valet. There is exactly one valet. Yeah, we're Ubering next time. Paying a contractor with no benefits (poor Uber drivers) to fill in the gaps is also a very 21st century thing. That's the roaring 20s for you.
You'd think a place the size of a FF8 Garden would have this stuff figured out. I don't think Squall ever had to worry about stepping in piss.
Shit, now I can't get that song unstuck from my head. You know the one.