Special Juice from 7-Eleven
My wife just brought me back one of the best gas station drinks money can buy: an Organic (Wow!) Cold Pressed (WHAT?) Flash Pasteurized (Holy shit, holy shit!) Seven Select (YOU DESERVE IT clap clap clap clap clap) Tropical Glow (DRINK FOREVER) Juice. That's how it sounded in my mind. Today is gonna be ok.