Finally finding happiness in your 70s would suck because of how little time you'd have left to actually be happy before being sucked back into the unfeeling void of instrumentality
My friend Charlie gets called Charizard. He's got starter pokemon vibes.
Once an anglophile, always an anglophile
Isekai anime is obsessed with reincarnation because people hate their lives (probably not an uncommon take)
Microsoft opted to use Electron/Squirrel for Teams because they're cheap
The titles of Jim E. Brown songs mog tf out of everyone
I'm ok with eating dollar store ice cream even though their pints don't have that little piece of plastic that keeps them from being licked by strangers, like that one trend from a few years ago
I plan on writing more obituaries as blog posts when more of the people I love inevitably pass away due to freak accidents, disease, bad RNG and general old age
Asking people for their Jane Handcock is fun and zany
The urinal at the gay bar is the only time anyone is excited to see my dick
I learned Mark E. Smith was dead from a youtube comment 8 years after he passed because I wanted to see if anyone had said something funny about The Classical
Is this the last time I've let you down, or is it just the next time
How did Superchunk know what Pocky was back in 1991
The Hanna Barbera effect: how writer rooms kill board driven cartoons
Saving money on therapy by writing a blog instead
Find someone that you can watch Dick Van Dyke with
Some of these might get repackaged as free 1" comics that I like to leave in coffee shops
The 1" comics might also be re-repackaged as youtube shorts to advocate for zines
This blog will probably be re-re-repackaged as youtube shorts, actually, to advocate for personal blogs
Sometimes I feel like I'm the remaining snow on a empty lot, forgotten, while all the other more important snow was plowed days ago - the longer I'm forgotten, the longer I get to live my little snow life on an empty lot during a cold day (not snowing), so that's a plus. There's no plowing or getting plowed going on in my life right now anyway.