ThinkPad Gang Here
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I could never reduce myself to the level of a Mac user. Macs suck. Gestures suck. TrackPads suck. Locked down Apple Silicon sucks. Having a soldered SSD is like agreeing to wear a cock cage 24/7. I love you, mac users, but - somewhere deep, deep down, I do not respect you. You're using a Mac. Get that cucked tech away from me. I need a real AMD x86_64 to get the job done. When I deal with assholes for several hours a day, I get to do it on a ThinkPad and, for that tiny fact, I am thankful. Sometimes I can just use the TrackPoint all day lol. I would never have a laptop without a TrackPoint. I am Lenovo's bitch. ThinkPads: 3:2 screens and really good new keyboards. You should buy a used ThinkPad so you can be cool. Sorting between ThinkPads like they're physical VMs. I plug them in and out of a 40AC dock with a vga port that's plugged into my trusty Compaq 7500 1280x1024 at a basic bitch 60hz (which is ok for me and mI could never reduce myself to the level of a Mac user. Macs suck. Gestures suck. TrackPads suck. Locked down Apple Silicon sucks. Having a soldered SSD is like agreeing to wear a cock cage 24/7. I love you, mac users, but - somewhere deep, deep down, I do not respect you. You're using a Mac. Get that cucked tech away from me. I need a real AMD x86_64 to get the job done. When I deal with assholes for several hours a day, I get to do it on a ThinkPad and, for that tiny fact, I am thankful. Sometimes I can just use the TrackPoint all day lol. I would never have a laptop without a TrackPoint. I am Lenovo's bitch. ThinkPads: 3:2 screens and really good new keyboards. You should buy a used ThinkPad so you can be cool. Sorting between ThinkPads like they're physical VMs. I plug them in and out of a 40AC dock with a vga port that's plugged into my trusty Compaq 7500 1280x1024 at a basic bitch 60hz (which is ok for me and my torrented HD anime). Thank you, ThinkPads... or is it Thinkpads?? Thank you, ThinkPads... or is it Thinkpads??
Well, this is weird. Sorry, for not being around.
Also, remember when normal people used to torrent stuff? My phone was washed in the washer. Twice. That's just how little humanity used to give a shit about cellphones.
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