My friend and some others also wish the 48 year old a happy birthday.
Tbh I unironically would like to spend my birthday playing thirdstrike on a chill Saturday morning. And also high.
"my bad, I'm high" - birthdayguy
Is Kingdom Hearts anime? The chat wants to know.
"i hate kingdom hearts" says KindomHeartsFan.
Everyone here has the best usernames.
The best username, hands down, is BBC.ARMOUR.ACTIVATED. All caps, using periods instead of CamelCase.
BBC? British spelling of the word Armour? They must really enjoy paying licensing fees.
Google Fightcade json. It will change your life. It's not just Third Strike. It's everything.
In between all of this is
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games?
games?
anyone want games?
person asking for games in portuguese
gg
games
I've never felt so wanted, as a sweaty, gross (married) man.
Anyone too nervous to find friends should look up some tutorials and give fightin games a try. It's not like shooters. People don't cheat. There's a sacred love for arcade games.
Playing fighting games with another sweaty internet man is more intimate than sex. 90% of my orgasms will never compare to getting a natural double tie and seeing my obscure waifus decide the winner. You can cum whenever, but something like a tackle tackle headbutt, or red parrying with Q, that's for real - that's special.
Tho, playing fightans with sweaty men irl is way more fun. round1, why do you have to be so far away? Why can't every city be legally required to have a round1 arcade. Fuck hanging out at bars. We need more cool arcades.