Steve stuff

To the Asshole Who put AI Slop in my Company's Mandatory Security Training

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I hope you get hit by a bus in front of your family. I hope they're all happy that you were hit by a bus, happy that they're getting a payday from your bus dismemberment - happy they don't have you in their life anymore, you AI slop peddling security grifter, un-human piece of shit. Fuck you. Pay voice actors. Pay artists. Even Hitler fucking paid artists. I don't want to be subjected to uncanny valley slop that you and your overpaid grifter bosses think is "good enough" to be released. It fucking sucks. Idk if I mentioned it before, but fuck you. All corpo AI grifters deserve free tickets to the next Travis Scott concert.

note for pedantic assholes: I don't literally hate or wish death on people using AI tools. I just hate seeing it used as a cost cutting measure for white collar slop. It's un-human and fucking annoying. Corpo life, especially after 2008 is shit. I've seen too many workers stay somewhere for 30+ years - only to be kicked aside, no party, retirement - just a fuck you, and it's only going to get worse if we don't defend what's left of our collective humanity. Fuck the suits and their crusty, cum covered (I can prove this) company laptops.