* IN AN EXTREMELY SHORT TIME: ONE MAN - BUMBASH - WENT FROM TRANSLATING WWE TO LUGANDAN (the local language) TO FOUNDING THE GREATEST WRESTLING COMPANY ON THE CONTINENT
* AMERICA, THE UK, MEXICO, JAPAN - THESE ARE FOUNDATIONAL COUNTRIES, COUNTRIES THAT HAVE INFLUENCED THE SPORT IN A MAJOR WAY
* UGANDA IS SET TO BECOME A FOUNDATIONAL COUNTRY
* WRESTLING WILL BE INFLUENCED BY THEIR STYLE
* SGW WORKS A MORE TRADITIONAL HEEL/BABYFACE MATCH UP THAN IS COMMON IN MODERN WRESTLING
* UNDERDOG BABY FACES WITH VIBRANT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND ERRATIC MOVEMENT ARE A KEY TO UGANDA'S STYLE
* I USED TO THINK USING THE SOFT GROUND WAS BETTER THAN ACTUAL RINGS
* NOW THAT THEY HAVE A REAL RING, IT'S CLEAR THAT THEY WERE BEING HELD BACK BY THE SOFTGROUND (tho, it's cool that they bring back the softground for special matches)
* THANK YOU CODY RHODES, WWE UNIVERSIAL CHAMPION, FOR GIVING THEM A RING (and talking them into using it)
* PLEASE WATCH BOTH OF THESE MATCHES IF YOU HAVE THE TIME
* WRESTLING IS AN ART FORM
* BOTH OF THESE MATCHES TELL A STORY
* A HARDENED HEEL, A STIFF WORKER. HAMIS DIAMOND IS CONFIDENT. HE KNOWS HE'S GOOD.
* KURTSRAY NOVILLE, HIS LOVE INTEREST AND BEAUTIFUL VALET. SHE IS RUDE AND WILL PROVOKE THE CROWD. THE BABYFACE IN BOTH MATCHES WILL PLAY OFF OF HER FOR CHEERS.
* KAPEEKA, THE FIRST BABYFACE. WHAT HE LACKS IN MUSCLE, HE MAKES UP FOR WITH HEART. HE MAKES SURE TO DISPLAY HIS DETERMINATION. HE WILL TAKE MANY, MANY BLOWS, AND SELL THEM EXTREMELY WELL, BUT CAN HE GET A ROLL UP AND WIN AN UPSET VICTORY?
* JORDAN LOVERINE, THE SECOND BABYFACE. HE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH THE CROWD WITH SOME WACKY DANCING. HE HIGH FIVES THE CROWD. HE SLIPS HIS SUNGLASSES OFF ONTO THE ANNOUNCER'S FACE (Maureen) AS SHE GRINS. AND THEN, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT, HE SITS AT THE CORNER OF THE RING, ACTING LIKE HE'S LYING ON A HAMMOCK, WHILE MAUREEN ANNOUNCES HAMIS DIAMOND
* HAMIS DIAMOND IS AN EXCELLENT HEEL. PEOPLE RUN AWAY WHEN HE WALKS NEAR. PEOPLE BOO HIM. HE MAKES ANYONE WORKING WITH HIM LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS (or 1 trillion shillings lol)
* JORDAN LOVERINE AND KAPEEKA ARE EXCELLENT BABYFACES. THEY EACH HAVE UNIQUE WAYS OF GETTING THE CROWD BEHIND THEM.
* PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SGW. YOU'RE MAKING ACCESSIBLE, FREE CONTENT, AND IT'S BETTER THAN ANY PAID WRESTLING. BLESS YOU, UGANDA. YOU HAVE GIVEN US SO MUCH KINO.